So there is a day shift that operates out of the neighbour's carport and then at night you shift over to the other side, the rental property, what can't compensate the carport neighbour's enough to use it at night?  Or is it that the rental side is closer to our bedroom, yes of course that's it.  My husband actually heard you talking the other night, he doesn't hear you as often as i do, so you must have been careless that night.  Careful you don't screw up like that too often, or he might believe me about you.
The woman who keeps calling me a whore, you really need to shake it up a bit, I mean, you've been calling me a whore for years now, I am still married, to the man I have been with for 35 years, we have three children, I have never worked as a whore or been a whore by any standards, so what is it about me that bothers you so much?  Is it because I am married, for 35 years, with three children, happy, apart from you and your cronies harrassment, is it because try as you might I don't take your bait, I am not a criminal and so you cannot pin some made up crap on me and redeem yourself in your colleagues eyes, is it because even though I am getting old and look less attractive, i still feel good about myself?   Is it because you have wasted so many years trying to ,get me, that you don't know how to do anything else?  I think that the last one is it, you literally have wasted years and now you don't know what else to do.  So you make yourself my problem.  Well you are your own problem, and of course all the poor saps who keep propping you up.  I gather you must be something in the sack, that explains one of the blokes, the others just suffer from the same complaint as you, it's been going on for so long that you don't know what to do with yourselves.  Have you ever had a conversation that didn't involve me in some way? Have you ever gone a day without thinking about me in some way?  Do you have a life?  I feel sorry for you which is something you are incapable of, feeling anything except anger that is.  The only time you are happy is when someone is saying something nasty about me, or if it looks like I might have gained weight, or am looking older, do you know how sad that is?  Everyone ages, everyone gets uglier as they age, it doesn't bother me, but guess what, it'll even happen to you one day, then when you're not pretty anymore, i wonder how many people you will manage to get to listen to your nastiness, they might just get sick of it.